Peter Agre, Nobelpreisträger für Chemie, bei Stephen Colbert:

Colbert: “You’ve said, let me just ask you something, you’ve said that anybody who grew up on a farm knows that evolution exists. OK. Are you saying that a monkey can milk the cow?”
Agre: “Well, if I can milk a cow I suspect a monkey as smart as I am could milk a cow.”
Colbert: “Are there monkeys as smart as you?”
Agre: “I’m sure there are quite a few.”
Colbert: “Do they give a nobel price for throwing your own fecies?”
Agre: “That’s the economics price, I think.”